Portland Sox Fan

Hi YM

Its not?

As Carly once said-

“I had some dreams. They were clouds in my coffee.”

- Warren Beatty

Comrades-

ref Ortiz’ speech:

I find that beep very offensive. I think it should have been replaced w the word ‘fuck ing’.

Or MBF’s GREAT pod:

“The sea was angry that day, my friend.”

LANDS TO THE EAST- PERHAPS.

BUT THERE ARE NO LANDS TO THE WEST !

Girls-

I think Obama should have to pikup his own mail at the front lawn, just like other Americans..

After all, what makes him so special?

KIDDING!

Its amazing some of the jackasses that are in local news media.

One such dumfuk asked a physician at mass general this question:

“Doctor- what do you tell a patient when you have to amputate his leg?”

I […]

Goodship= Gooship.

DAMMIT!

Comrades-

Dont look now bjut the Gooship is taking form. The deadliness of 2 ace starting piitchers cannot be overestimated obviously, with a team that is somehow scatching out runs, while ortiz lurks […]

Friends-

Ive been up all night- pacing rapidly like a penned chicken in heat.

Feathers flying everywhere.

CLUCK…CLUCK CLUCK…CLUCKCLUCK…CLUCKCLUCK CLUCK CLUCK.

For the 1st time in a long time i can hardly wait til tomorrow night.

Thats Sox baseball! THEY SAW 190 FUKING PITCHES YESTERDAY

HOORAGRS!

Thx P.

You ‘The Big Guy’ around here, with all uve done.

I dont care if no ones around- Im content to just listen to myself talk.

After all, Im worth it.

Wait…

Bos-

I told you before…upon your birthday in 1192…

There are no lands to the west !

THEYVE BLOWN MOST OF THE MONEY! THIS IS IT!

*85 WINS*

Im happy so far. Now go back and sign 1.69 atchison

Anyone notice that Petraeus’ Fuktoy is super hot. Id do her and leave a twenty on the bureau.

Friends-

After much ponder and banging of the cerebrum, I predict a major sox signing of adam laroche.

This works very well for them, and the sox have money to effect things that work very well for them.

richtradamus

What he said.

-Banachek

Friends-

I was watching the news on the Spanish Channel today and I guess they are going to remake Grease- the musical from the late 70s.

Anyway they said Bobby Valentine will be the male star, acting […]