Not dead, and not hacked

Some spambot managed to slip through the registration process and sent a PM to everybody in here. However, if any of you actually meet up with LISSYAA, let me know if she’s hot or not.

Thanks!

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  1. Bard the 9th. Jenks will somehow toss the 8th- from the DL.

    Malo. Boy have they got work to do. I guess they told Aceves to be ready to start next year. Theres yet another ?

    What a fuking albatross lackey is. They gotta rid him- maybe to the Padres.

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  2. (Reuters) – More alleged victims are coming forward in the case of a Florida resident accused of injecting “super glue” and flat-tire repair materials into the buttocks of a woman in a botched illegal cosmetic surgery procedure, the Florida Department of Health said on Tuesday.

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  3. Heres what you want. The Trunk Monkey as bench coach.

    Then when valentine is on the stage for the post game, and rants and rails at a loss, blaming everyone, youd have the Trunk Monkey beside him jumping up and down, slapping at his own head, and screaming jungle monkey noises.

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  4. lol ach. For your consideration:

    Perhaps the most unfortunate words ever sung from a rock song (You’re So Vain)-

    “I had some dreams. They were clouds in my coffee”

    Whoever authored that inanity should ‘Do The Right Thing’.

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  5. Oh man Valentine has a big snout.

    Oh man hes got a big mouth.

    ‘Josh said kets keep this a private conversation, so please dont tell anyone hes mad at kevin long, and just wanted to spite him and his team.’

    To think its only Dec and we get The Mouth. Wait til the spring.

    Hockie Helmut = On.
    Face Shield = Down.
    Ear plugs = Inserted.

    Rise of Planet of the Sox.

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  6. On Friday, former Red Sox ace Pedro Martinez and guests, including current Baltimore Orioles and ex-Sox general manager Dan Duquette, will be at Boston’s Liberty Hotel for a Jimmy Fund and Martinez family fundraiser.

    The event, billed as “An Intimate Evening with Pedro Martinez and Friends,” will include cocktails, dinner, a question-and-answer session, and a photo and autograph from Martinez. Tickets ($350) and details are available by calling 781-648-4048.

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  7. And you know…I put my pants on this afternoon and they came clear on up to my chest. Whats amazing is now this huge belt buckle (I bought it from an outfit advertised on Field and Stream) is gleaming outwards from between my tits, blinding innocent passerby.

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  8. Right Bos.

    Thank goodness the crack Sox medical team determined he needed surgery at the earliest possible time.

    I suppose nay sayers might aarnk why not last year, but what with the Holidays etc., its perfectly understandable.

    Plus the Sox have been waiting for top FA starters to come down in their salary demands. That takes a lot of time and resources. Its not easy sitting on your ass bemoaning the luxury tax and nagging their agents every 2 days.

    Pfff.

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  9. In their never ending drive tp go deep into October, the sox have now traded BOTH their shortstops, 1 of who him had a career year and hit .299.

    What a joke. They got yet another bum to compete for the back of the rotation. Get it? They dont even know who the BACK of the rot is, these guys are so awful.

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  10. New signing:

    The Red Six signed righthander John Maine to a minor-league contract that does not include an invitation to major league spring training.

    Maine, 30, won 25 games for the Mets from 2007-08 and had a 4.02 ERA while striking out 8.2 batters per nine innings.

    He has made only 24 starts in the majors since, none since May 20, 2010. He had shoulder surgery that season and last year was 1-3 with a 7.43 ERA for Class AAA Colorado Springs. He quit the team in June, saying he might retire.
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    *The Red Six signed righthander John Maine to a minor-league contract that does not include an invitation to major league spring training.*

    CAN IT GET ANY MORE BRUTAL?

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  11. Oh I forgot, in case you missed it-

    “The Red Six signed righthander John Maine to a minor-league contract that does not include an invitation to major league spring training.”

    Its hard to repeat this out loud too many times without laughing hysterically.

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  12. Man arrested after allegedly driving Zamboni while drunk

    There aren’t many worse things you can do as an employee than driving drunk while at work, a fact that extends to Zamboni drivers.

    A 34-year-old man was arrested in Apple Valley, Minn., after police were called to the local rink to investigate what was some erratic Zamboni driving. The part-time employee was having problems getting the Zamboni off the ice after his sloppy driving while on the ice.

    “He looked like I do when I have my allergy attacks,” youth hockey coach Bryan Dornstreich said. “I didn’t really think anything of it.”

    While Dornstreich was working with a referee, a parent came over to say that the attendant was “weaving all over, slurring his words.”

    Dornstreich warned the referee, who was in charge of moving the nets off the ice, to stay clear of the driver. The coach then made sure that everybody stayed away from the glass during the joyride. When the man finished his sloppy work, parents had to go onto the ice to “scrape off the rough parts” so the team could practice.

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  13. ric? Did you nap today?

    So…Saw Mission of Burma in Allston couple of weeks back.

    Man, the place was crawling with children…Then I realized that they were BU students.

    Oy.

  14. Hello, I’m Johnny Cash, to all the Giant haters just know that I’m dancing somw salsa as I type. Is there anything better than to beat a boston team for a Championship??? Oh, yes rich, the 2011-12 Super Bowl Champs New York Giants OWN the patsies…

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  15. Damn…Finally out form under the rock?

    Yes, the Giants won.

    Though over the past decade the 4 major league psorts teams from MA have won a total of 7 championships.

    New York? 9 teams, 3 Championships. Though I do understand the Rexy Ryan is predicting another SB win for the J E T S…

  16. Friends-

    Hawaii is sinking.

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/10/14/SEAMOUNTS.TMP

    And never mind they say it will take mils of yrs. They get these time forecasts wrong all the time. Since the trend is down, that means its subject to earth and its crusts snorty anomolies.

    But never mind that. Irrelevant.

    I heard where theyre gonna invite that 17yo aussie kid to spring training, to vie for a back of the rot spot.

    Thats just not right.

    Spo- Please advise.

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  17. phew! now I feel better!
    According to Baseball America, the Red Sox have signed right handed reliever Sean White to a minor-league contract.

    White was in Triple-A with the Rockies last year and did not pitch well, posting a 5.68 earned run average and 1.85 WHIP over 82.1 innings.
    bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  18. Hi P- Its great to hear from you again.

    Im nervously hopeful. However you put it, this team has lost its culture/identity/whatever. They miss the leadership of tek, who was strangely absent with such during the sept meltdown.

    the top 3 arent locks, and we will need luck to get from them all the performance we wish, Much hope that the #4 gets filled in. The #5 also might be axeing too mulch.

    Hi Q. Remember the song ‘everyones gone to the moon.’? Thats whats happened here, but moon = facebook I guess.

    Ill never forget that songs immortal words-

    “Eyes that can only lift a spoon…Everyones gone to the moon.”

    For some strange reason everytime I hear those words I break out in a sweat and start doing the Congo.

    After I flick the houselights on/ off 3 times of course, signalling the neighbors Ill be absent from our ‘hoods crime watch, at least for a few hours.

    Butt thas ok. As Bubba once said- Im the king of this mother f’ing jungle.

    Im glad they finally got fair compensation for Theo. After I heard the news I tried high 5’ing one of my South American floor plants, but it was in its usual ugly mood and tried to drag me in.

    Actually I also have a venus fly trap which i bought 2 yrs ago along with a gro-light. Its over 15 feet tall now, and will only eat annoying cats.

    Well gonna run- Im taking a cue from valentine and practicing my swinging bunts.

    After that Im gonna shower and then go and work out.

    O.

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