Portland Sox Fan
Documenting the Sox bandwagon ride since 2003..
1/2 game out at the end of May? I can live with that!
Thats an awful lot to ponder, sunset. I will work mightily to decipher its hidden meaning.
-fred from Medford
Well, Titletown again!
And an almost perfecto!
I AM MARCO SCUTORO!
IM HITTING .375 SINCE I GOT OFF THE FUKING DL!
FUK YOU LOWRIE. YOU WANNA PLAY? PLAY FUKING LF UNTIL CC GETS BACK.
THEN GO TO AWFUKIT AND PLAY FUKING 2B, LIKE THE DICK THAT YOU ARE!!!
THEN GO GET YOURSELF A SHANTY IRISH ENEMA, AND THEN BANG A CHEETAH!
I want to say something. And I should have said it a long time ago.
Sorry if Im waxing melancholy butt Ill be brief.
3 4 yrs ago I got in a jam. I tried not to wah wah to anyone but I guess my demeanor or whatever seeped out.
At any rate during that time I guess YM caught a whiff, and then one time he pm’d me this…or words like it…
“rich…if you need a few buks let me know”
You can imagine what internal conflicts arise when a you know whos fan is nice to a sox guy.
The bastard YM didn’t mention the VIG………
I shopped at Wal Marts yesterday, and when I awoke this am and went to shave, I noticed there was a bar code on my neck.
Ok I know. Hey look- Im getting along in yrs and thats the best I got these days. My fball has lost 5 6 mph, is straight as an arrow, and when it doesnt find the heart of the plate it either hits the guy or sails to the bakstop.
Wal Marts……. you sound like you are from West Virginia
Miss you richie
miss you 2 lover. Im gonna try and be in the chat room for hrs every day.
Letsw fire this thing up once morer. After all , were only blessed w the best team in ythe world.
I miss myself…There. I said it. And Bo, of course. And ric in small doses…And YM never at all.
Best team in baseball? The Pirates? The ones that made moves before the trading deadline and RUINED the clubhouse? Kinda of like the Nationals and losing their manager? And, and, and…Well, I really got nuthin.
moallah help me but I just saw the trailer for ‘rise of the planet of the apes’
I CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR THE DVD
LOL…I thought it funny when ESPN was featuring the commercials for it during thier NFL show over the weekend…Guess who’s back!
SPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woof baby!
Arod being investigated on gambling charges. Stay tuned on this one- a suspension could be huge.
The chat room is broke again. What I dont understand is how it could be broken since no one hardly uses it.
At any rate, fortunately an error msg was issued which should provide quick guidance to the problem-
Fatal error: Call to a member function getName() on a non-object in /home/portlan/public_html/wp
-herb from Malden
Holy crap, this place is dead. A.J. Burnett sucks. Hope everyone is having a nice summer.
richaaaaaaaie, when that happened I thought the guy’s name was Fred from Medford, I didn’t know it was you!!! Not for nothing dude, but I don’t know you like that…
with all the injuries the Bombers have had this summer, plus the way the f-n sox have done my boys, and the N.Y. Yankees are still in 1st. place at the end of August??? what happened to the team boston was going to put on the field??? No doubt, God is a Yankee’s fan
Hey bo, how you doin’ baby,,, how they hanging (*) (*)??? still ridinhigh I bet…MAMALUCIA!!!!!!!
What happened was this-
A long time ago someone wnet into the commoners room and reported back all the lame posts (how do I fix my faucet, how often should I clean the gutters etc).
So I said Im going in ther, Ill be fred from Medford. Others went with me- it was a gas.
Aittle while later that rat bastard cater STOLE the name, and somehow talked me into trading 1 of my kidneys for a case of whiskey. Fukker.
So I moved over 1 town to Malden.
Hope your summers been ok.
Yeah the yukkies have hung in there. We should have shot them w silver bullets at the end of 04, when we had them down.
This room =
Burnt out ends of smoky days…the stale cold smell of chatting…
A streetlamp dies…another logon is over…
Another post is dawning!
(Cats- you want the dvd with the mercurial elaine paige)
Ive known about this for years, and finally found it on the net.
Im sure youll agree its a must for anyones musical collection.
I guess what I admire most is its subtlety and sense of sublime balance.
Hope it works for you guys as it has for me. Been humming it all day. Ive almost got the screams down to perfection.
Bedard making a case for the #3.
A lot of sept will be spent figuring out the starting rot for oct
And Miller w a 5.00 era. But 1 or 2 points of that is dues to a hideous outing at TB (2.2 7 fuking earned runs).
Slightly amazing thing. Possible synchronicity. Yesterday I was sitting at the computer, which sits atop a long sturdy table. I was bored and started thinking of these Windows gadgets one can download and which reside on the Desktop.
I watch the weather channel on occasion because theyre into natures fury stuff.
So the following happened-
I had an idea. I downloaded a Windows gadget which reports earthquakes from all over the world. I noticed there was one out in the midwest. Again- I had the weather channel on.
After a bit something real odd occurred- the table began to tremble, very slightly. I went into investigation mode and became very still and put my hands of the table. I felt a very very slight tremble. I checked my butt sitting on its chair- it reported back a very very slight tremble also. Then I checked my brains interpretation of this weirdness- it tole me ‘?’.
This went on for about 10 mins. Then I happened to check the earthquake gadget, and it responded an earthquake in Virginia- around 5.5 on the seismac. “Nah”, i thought.
A few moments later the weather channel spoke, “An earthquake has occurred in Virginia. Its tremors have been felt as far north as TORONTO”.
Then I checked my earthquake gadget. Bingo.
Just my opinion. But there is no force in our existence, and this includes nuclear fury, as massive as Mother Nature. When she hauls off and speaks her mind, hell itself runs for cover.
Fuking 630 am, and now Im watching the unfolding of Hurricane Irene on same weather channel. Its category 2, heading for category 3 imminently, and racing headstrong for US.
I love this stuff, save for the damage it does of course.
Mandatory evacuation for 300,000 nycers. If I were the mayor, Id make it mandatory that they stay.
I would release tim wakefield right now. I think his continued failure to reach 200 has become the proverbial silver backed gorilla in his head.
On a scale of The Rise of the Planet of the Apes, if you will.
Give him a Cross Pen and Pencil set, and then tell him thanx and now please go screw.
The above was before last nights game.
Yup. He has Derek Lowehead. Ice him.
Whats the toughest play in baseball?
The unassisted triple play.
whats the most exciting thing in red sox baseball?
The bases loaded triple, especially when on its journey the baseball kisses the 420 mark.
I once counted it up- there are over 10 people racing furiously to accomplish AND prevent this conclusion.
well bak to the same ol thing-
sox are spooked by the rangers
richaaaaaaaie, on your link of August 22, is that life after baseball for Oil Can Boyd???
Life is good when the Bombers drop all those games to the darned sox, and still lead the ALEast by 2 1/2 in September…
went to the Boogydown on Monday and I saw a star explode into the Yankee Universe…This kid Montero is going to be the next retired # in the list of Yankees’ catchers…
lol YM. Quite possibly.
Told yas before- hes his own doppleganger.
He cant reach 200. Ice him.
Its Miller time!
Itd be surreal if in todays game we see Butch Hobson at 3b, and a certain balding elderly man in the dugout.
Or better yet, Youkilis or lowrie sailing throws into the 1b boxes.
We thought the Bruins killed the Dryden a little while ago. But the filthy beast simply switched teams.
CAW! CAW! CAW!
IM SELLING TIKETS FOR A TOUR OF THE TOBIN- ON FOOT.
They are in a swoon. You guys realize that, right?
And if they dont snap out of it FAST, then as Pedro once said…
We are fuked…FUKED!
team sucks…chat sucks…this sucks…
Anyone know where I could find a good chat room???
Chat is nice, I’m sure it will get even better after the Wake pitches on Sunday. We will find out if wake is a noun or verb. Tito MOY!
this may be their biggest game of the year. A loss will give TB terrific momentum, and the sox a sense of the eebie jeebies.
it’s a big game for sure…I just wish there were a place to chat about it…
The way theyre playing right now, a beastiality chat room would be the most appropriate.
*The Island of Dr. Titeau*
life is good…
and the magic # is 5!!!
the sox will pack it in by this weekend. just like the old joke, what do the sox have in common with patio furniture??? rich the answer please
yes, I make a living as richie’s straight man…
Im not going to be your ventriloquists (sp) dummy and help you make jokes about Our Beloved.
You should join us in love and hope for baseballs most storied franchise, and then welcome the Light which will embrace you.
You know folks …YM has great promise-
I can see him one day living in an apt on Comm Ave…going to Sox games on Saturdays.
Big game tonight…Beckett needs to show up.
yes ami. youre so right and on target as usual.
My problem is I cant see what they do in October.
Room- Google ‘The Thing’
5 buks on amazon.
most frustrated I’ve ever been as a sox fan…they’ve got to fire francona at this point…even if just to send a message and shake things up.
Baby and the bathwater. Something horrid came over this team I think its beyond tito. Maybe it came from outer space. Its inexplicable.
oh boy … how’s waldo?
Well, I am sure that you all felt about last night’s ending how I felt about the ending of LOST. Bad times. Hang in there. Hope everyone is well.
Can someone pass the fried chicken?
Thank you, Thank you very much.
nice gifts for you
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