by PSF
Weekday Matinees
2 in a row; today and tomorrow.
Thank goodness for the MLB At Bat Android app; else I’d have to Gamecast. Instead, I get streaming audio.
1-0 Sox, no outs still batting top 1st. I’ll hang out in chat the rest of the afternoon.
rich, everyone knows I defer only to the mighty Ricardo…
LONO be damned!!!
Stay thirsty my friend…
the biggest joke in sports is the Tampa Rays’ complaints about their crappy warehouse of a park… when it happens to the opponent it’s all gooood…f-ing rubes…
YM-
Yes. Yes indeed.
In his elderly years now, El Ricardo sometimes ponders but remains content of his accomplishments in places like El Salvador, El Paraguay, and El Africa.
He sometimes glows in evenings amongst well kept and beautiful women, secure in the knowledge that that ‘stay thirsty my friend’ commercial was modelled after him.
And for the unbelievers, its a fact that every year even sharks have a week devoted to him.
Truly,
El Ricardo
ILL BE IN HERE FOR THE SOX YAKS GAME TODAY.
ANY OF YOU BANDWAGGONERS WANT TO JOIN ME?
TRY AND SHOW UP FOR ONCE IN THESE IMPORTANT GAMES, LIKE THE OLD DAYS.
BUNCH OF SISSIES.
BRAVO Ricardo… live long and prosper…
rich, only goes to show what I’ve always said here, there are very few “TRUE” sox fans. 99% are nothing more than frontrunning bandwaggoners…they have a lot to learn from the loyal fans of the World Champs NY Yankees…we love our team through thick and thin…where are waldo, spot, the re-TARD and even that sweet lemondrop BO??? sad state of affairs I say…
wow, EL CAPITAN has passed Lou Gehrig and the Babe in hits…hate to bring this up, but I told you so that stiff Nomar couldn’t carry The Captain’s jock…Oh wait, Nomar did pass Danny Cater…
he did didn’t he???
BACK OFF, MISTER!
THESE ARE MY FRIENDS. THEY ARE PROBABLY BUSY.
rich, who let that fucker back in ?
YM-
I was mostly kidding. Though I love you, I must remain ever vigilant to bandwagonning charges from those 200 miles south of here
Its a chat room!
I dropped in during the game, rich was “logged in” but apparently face down in the beer nuts.
Hello. Im running for the third district of Mass. in the House of Reps.
My position is we need to get out of Afghanistan now, and bring our men and women home.
Some people say that if we do this, we will only increase the unemployment rate, so we should leave them there until 70-80% have been killed.
I disagree, but Im not sure why.
Can anyone tell me which way I should go on this, in order to win this election?
I am Yoko Lono, and I approved this ad.
-Yoko
Dear Yoko-
I cant tell you what you should do, because I understand confusion.
You see, I just shot 2 guys to death in cold blood, and I dont know why.
-Mark Bellhorn
From Criminal MInds-
(suspect): Ill be honest woith you. Whem I see a guy walking down the street, I want to bash him over the head.
I think thats normal.
TO ME, ITS WEIRD THAT OTHER PEOPLE DONT FEEL THAT WAY.
SOX CLOSE ON JOHNNIE D!
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!
MORE-
SOX CLAIM JOHNNIE D ON WAIVERS FROM TIGERS. STOP. DAMON MUST WAIVE NO TRADE CLAUSE. STOP. DEAL IN WORKS WITH TIGERS. STOP.
SOX MIGHT CLAIM MANNY, ALSO, IF HE BECOMES AVAILABLE. THATS SO TB WOULDNT GET HIM.
DAMON IN CTR, MANNY BACK IN LEFT.
PULL THE TRIGGER, THEO!
BACK TO THE FUTURE!
DAMON ‘NOT INCLINED’ TO RETURN TO SOX.
(this means he wants 2 yrs)
SURGING SOX NOW IN TALKS WITH NIXON (TROT).
THIS THREATENS MANNY IN LEFT, DAMON IN CTR, AND NIXON (TROT) IN RIGHT!
WILD CARD NOW!
Hi-
Im very excited by the sox recent pikups of manny and Mr. Damon.
This makes them odds on (America phrase).
Ill be there for them, …qUICKER.
I will travel by fastest mean possinble.
i HAVE PLENTY OF MONEY FROM NEW YORK.
sO Not locomative…
YOKOMOTIVE
-YOKO
Fuking Indian.
I love Defukingtroit, my sweet ass.
IN a few years , he will begin to wander hinderlands like Mo. Boston gone.
You watch. He will end up on some Indian reservation in Montana, trying to negotiate food stamps with Feds who dont give a sht.
And return to the city with a written agreement with him thats destined for their three scuumy rooms’ paper shedder.
Midwest…northwest…it doesnt madder.
Once you get 20-30 miles inland from either ocean, it all gets weird.
Im so disgusted.
Pass the fork, please.
Tito is using the fork, be patient.
Chat Sucks
why isnt bucholz pitching tonite? It would be on normal rest.
Instead- Mice-K.
WHAT IS TITO SMOKING?
I WAS SO PROUD OF OUR FURIOUS BRAVEHEARTS, AS THEY LITERALLY STOLE 2 RUNS IN THE 9TH.
BUT THEN….ONCE AGAIN….THE FUKING PEN.
AND WHY DIDNT THEO PICK UP KERRY WOOD.
WHAT A BOTCH!
Its over.
Tard-
Im not sure I agree.
After all, its still early.
-Dr. Jose Castigliono
Theo says he needs a reliever…
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He need at least 2, probably 3. Bard is the only decent reliever he has.
Paps the closer sports a 4.00 era.
Okajima is so bad you picture him in AA.
SO NOW WHATS THE FREQUENCY?
I think I just discovered the key to happiness. Or maybe one of the keys.
The message is contained in words both compelling and concise.
Its this:
*Theres enougth for everyone.*
-your servant
TYPO !!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Theres enough for everyone.*
Tard was here.
Go Rangers – F The Yanks
GO TEXAS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Yes Bos…
SERENITY NOW!
Sign Jeter !
Tard was here 11-8-2010
Chat blows
Viva La TEA PARTY !!!!!!!!!
Sox down, chat down , fan gone , chat boss gone.
What was it all for?
2004 was the best of times it was the worst of times.
Would we still be gathering if not for 04?
O for the good ole days.
Cafe style cocktails in the back bay.
Watching the MILS and Cougars prance Newburry in 5 inch heels.
Pick em off like rats at the dump.
On a good day a Man could bag himself a 2 fer.
My name ?……… Slugger McGee
TYPO God Dam It !!!!!!!
MILFS
O for the good ole days.
Cafe style cocktails in the back bay.
Watching the MILFS and Cougars prance Newburry in 5 inch heels.
Pick em off like rats at the dump.
On a good day a Man could bag himself a 2 fer.
My name ?……… Slugger McGee
727
Ask me
Friends-
“My story begins on March 17, 2004. I remember the date well. You see, I crashed my airplane into the roof of a 3 decker next to mine.
I remember looking out the window for days and seeing the plane at a 45 degree angle to the roof, half of its fuselage buried into it.
I only have 246 days to serve before I get out. They have the ‘Boating Today’ magazine here, and ads for some really cool freightors.”
- herb from Malden
720
Ask me
“You touch my junk and I’ll have you arrested”
If we do not draw the line here I fear that within a decade we will be submitted to anal cavity searches delivered by goverment issued and approved machines.
There is a cost to be paid for our way of life.
Hundreds of thousands of brave Men have died to protect our way of life.
I’ll gamble that Abdul does not smuggle 3 ounces of exposives up his ass and sits his bad ass next to me.
Time to throw down.
Im sure Timmy will fix the chat room very soon.
After all, its still early.
Any Bitches in the house !
I believe the current chat room is an improvement.
Tard 11-22-2010
LOL TARD!!!
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Would love to see Jeter playing the Wall in 2011.
Make it so Chat Boss.