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Weekday Matinees

April 14, 2010 in Uncategorized

2 in a row; today and tomorrow.

Thank goodness for the MLB At Bat Android app; else I’d have to Gamecast. Instead, I get streaming audio.

1-0 Sox, no outs still batting top 1st. I’ll hang out in chat the rest of the afternoon.

194 responses to Weekday Matinees

  1. Ill say it again-

    I dont see how anyone could play a better cf than Ells.

    As we are seeing.

    This is fuking brutal- theo’s design for this team (run prevention) has completely fallen on its face-

    no starting pitching
    scary middle relief
    errors
    16/17 steals!!!
    pathological offence- as expected.

    the rays toyed w the sox over the wkend, like a cat does with a mouse running for its life.

    With the end looming (2012), this is the last thing anyone needs.

    Sadly, rich

  2. But then….Its still early.

  3. This is troubling, and is what i saw yesterday-

    The GM’s second baseman, Dustin Pedroia [stats], called out his team’s overall awful start to the season after yesterday’s 8-2 loss to the Rays with the acerbic money quote: “When you don’t show up to play, it doesn’t matter if you’re playing the Rays or (expletive) Brookline High School.”

  4. NINE….COUNTEM NINE! STEALS!

  5. btw my man darnell was hitting .341 at Awfukit. and he mashed extra base hits.

    - tony maz

  6. How am I doing, ladies? Im up to 31/32 on steals.

    Pretty good, eh?

    - Mr. Run Prevention

  7. Ok. Im gonna try and cheer yas up. Here we go-

    (sung in little childrens voices)

    If youre happy with the sox, clap your hands.
    (clap clap)

    If youre happy with the sox, clap your hands.
    (clap clap)

    If youre happy we will know it-
    Because your face will surely show it!

    If youre happy with the sox, clap your hands.
    (clap clap)

    Better?

    -Julie Andrews

  8. Hideous…..just hideous. The Olde Towne boys look lost. Pitching sucks, the defense…well, there is no defense, and the sticks are silent. Right?

    On the other hand, it IS early, and as of today the Sox are #2 in the AL in dingers…a little unexpected, but a glimmer of light in such a dense bank of fog eh?

    The pitching rotation just cannot be this bad….it will improve…has to.

    The defense, especially the infield will become more consistent…has to…just too good to play the way they have.

    Losing Ellsbury from the lineup has had a much larger impact than I thought….not only defensively, but even more offensively…the Sox need him creating havoc on the bases.

    Drew will get hot.

    Youks is NOT a .250 hitter…no matter who is batting in front, or behind him.

    Will somebody please show Victor how to throw a fucking runner out???….I could do better.

    I like Mikey Lowell as DH…and wouldnt be at all pissed if they tossed Tek in as DH once in awhile.

    As much as I love the filthiness of Bucholz’ stuff ( I still say he is as filthy as Petey when he is on), I would of moved him to the pen instead of Timmy.

    It’s gotta get better…cant get much worse….keep the faith.

  9. They will never winout with no pitching . The good teams will feast on that.

    I am dismayed.

    in shock, rich

  10. The Legend of LIzzie Borden, with the incomparable Elizabeth Montgomery!!!

    Lizzie Borden took an axe-
    Gave her mother 40 Whacks.
    When she saw what she had done-
    Gave her father forty one!!!

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1169747709503436401#

  11. Now THATS the way they were designed.

    And THATS the play we expected.

    And THATS how they can winout.

    OGRS NOW!

  12. true dat, rich.

    Bucholz and Lester finally pitching the way we expected…albeit vs. the Jays….Baltimore should yield some “w’s” too…as long as the pitching continues.

    I’m interested to see how the boys will fare against the big bad Rays and the MF’s now that April is finally (almost) behind us.

  13. rich said on May 1, 2010

    From the onion, about the pats BB.
    Very funny.You could almost see bb doing this

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/bill-belichick-drops-off-recent-draft-picks-in-mid,17352/

  14. rich said on May 3, 2010

    red sox = the oil spill-

    they are completely fuked up.

    i can barely watch.

  15. It’s like driving by a bad car accident rich. I watch with morbid curiosity.

  16. rich said on May 5, 2010

    Better.

    Please Red Sox- Be what youre supposed to be.

    OGRS NOW!

  17. rich said on May 7, 2010

    5.1 ip, 5 hits, 5 er- and he still gets the win.

    lol. dicek just plain suks.

  18. rich said on May 17, 2010

    The season is 1/4 done, and the red sox are the worst run prevention team in the american league.

    Chew on that for a while.

  19. You ever watch “willy wonka Rich, as far as “chewing on this”? they call it a never ending gob stopper! you can chew on that forever. Figure it out. What does it take to win this al east or the WC for that matter? 92? 95 98??? who knows look at the sox , do the math… what will they have to do from here on out? fuhhhget about it

  20. rich said on May 18, 2010

    Bos-

    This whole season is flabbergastering.

  21. Papelbon sucks. That is all.

  22. The Bombers’ true rival now is the NY Mets. The sox are just NOT measuring up to anything…That is all…Go Champs!!!

  23. rich said on May 25, 2010

    BP= Big Problem or BOTCHED PETROLEUM

  24. rich said on May 25, 2010

    ok i admit Bostonians are parochial. Heres a possible headline on a terrible futuristic event:

    3 HUB MEN INJURED IN NYC ATOMIC BLAST

  25. rich said on May 26, 2010

    Though we couldnt know it at the time, perhaps the most ominous and foreboding words ever uttered during a Sox yukkies game were these, in 2004:

    “And Millar draws a walk…”

    Little could anyone foresee that this innocous event would trigger the greatest comeback in MLB history!

    -Your Servant

  26. rich said on May 27, 2010

    Having played super in the recent past, Our Beloved returns home.

    They are now poised to establish a frightening run, and awaken MLB.

    Its there now, on the table.

    OGRS

  27. ach said on May 29, 2010

    Garrett Wittels, what this kid is doing, and did again today is really amazing,

  28. you guys just don’t know what to do, why do y’all always fight the current instead of letting the river take you to the championship games??? that’s what Yankees’ fans do. It’s worked 27 times guys!!! GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. rich said on 25-05-2010
    ok i admit Bostonians are parochial

    the understatement of the season!!!

  30. who picked up the rock Yankeeman was under?? GO sox!!! playing good ball

  31. rich said on June 3, 2010

    How about nuking oil spill? No way, U.S. says

    Soviets reportedly tried it with land-based gas wells.

    YES LETS DO IT!!!! NUKE THE SUCKER!

  32. rich said on June 3, 2010

    and if the nuking causes a tsunami, then nuke that also!

    LETS USE THESE WEAPONS WEVE BUILT, USING TAXPAYER MONEY.

    JUST THINK OF IT AS A FORM OF DISARMAMENT!

  33. rich said on June 7, 2010

    You know…they say the reason police found no bloody clothes was because Lizzie Borden took them off, just before she introduced her father to Mr. Axe.

    THat means the last thing her father saw on this earth was his grownup daughter, stark raving naked, wielding an axe on his skull as if it were a common railroad tie.

    Terrible. Just terrible.

  34. rich said on June 8, 2010

    Bos-

    Just ordered ‘Fracture’ from Amazon. Ill get it thursday.

    ty for the tip.

    rich

  35. rich said on June 8, 2010

    cost me 6.50. free shipping.

    I heart amazon.com.

  36. rich said on June 8, 2010

    Oh…begin at 6 mins, 50 secs.

  37. rich said on June 9, 2010

    Time: Fall 2004

    Location: Central Park nyc

    Subject: A yukkie fan wanders aimlessly in Central Park nyc, after his tean authored the greatest choke job in MLB history.

    Notice that his wailing is incomprehensible.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6egZr8-8k2k

    -Colonel rich

  38. rich said on June 9, 2010

    SOX MINING!

    The Beloved begin their first 2010 run.

  39. rich said on June 9, 2010

    THE RED SOX SLOWING ASCEND TO FIRST PLACE

    And here is their 2010 theme song, ‘The Chase’ (Geogio Moroder).

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akyx5iu_z8Y

  40. rich said on June 9, 2010

    The War Machine springs alive-
    Opens up an eager eye.
    And focussing it on the sky-

    As 99 Red Balloons go by!

  41. Anyone ever watch CSI Miami?

    Well then I have news for you…

    Deep breath now….here we go…

    I AM LIEUTENANT HORATIO CANE.

  42. “There was a time when if there was a Laker on fire and I had a glass of water…Id drink the water.”

    - Cornbread Maxwell, spring 2010

  43. Dear PSF-

    Happy Flag Day.

    Cheers-
    Torre

    PS – No post in two months? Site sucks.

  44. Crap. Flag Day was yesterday. Whatever.

    Seriously, though, Manny Returns this week and no post?

    Such a shame – this used to be a great site.

    Just like America used to be a great country. How sad.

  45. I concur.

    -Dewey

  46. THE GOODSHIP DRAWS NEAR. NOW ONLY 3 GAMES OUT.

  47. MAKE THAT ONE!!!!!! yeah baby!!!

  48. This has now become their first bona fide 2010 run, as I alluded to in a previous post.

    THE GOODSHIP SAILS SMOOTHLY IN BALMY SEAS.

    THEY ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH THE DOCKS OF FIRST PLACE.

    ATTN. NEW YUK AND TB:

    PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!

  49. and the Ship is shelling, too.

    THEY ARE 1ST/2ND IN THE LEAGUE IN MANY OFFENSIVE CATEGORIES.

    There are few things better in life than when OUR BOYS go on a summer tear.

    OGRS

  50. They are a sensational 38- 19 since April 20- BEST in the majors.

  51. Curt Schilling looks like Jaba the hut… ty… that is all

  52. Johnny Damon returns to Boston soon,suddenly NOT wearing a yukkie uniform.

    What would be great is if he gets a standing ovation.

  53. Folks-

    In sum…

    YOUR 2010 Boston Red Sox…

    ARE THE HOTTEST PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL TEAM…

    ON THIS PLANET.

  54. What would have happened if Boris Pasternak and Mark Twain had ever met?

  55. LMB

    Tard was here Bitches.

  56. Driving dog runs over his owner
    Truck was idling when the bulldog knocked it into gear

    The sheriff’s office reports that 43-year-old Christopher Bishop was checking under his Ford F-150 for oil leaks Sunday evening. He had put the running truck into neutral and left the driver’s door open. While he was under the truck, Bishop’s bulldog, Tassey, jumped into the truck and knocked the vehicle into gear. The truck rolled over the left side of Bishop’s body.

    ——————-
    Explanation: Obviously he is a yukkie fan. Thats why the dog tried to kill him. Perfectly understandable.

  57. Friends-

    Its still early (only 34 abs), but Daniel Nava is the most exciting player on this team-

    .382 and leads the team in slugging (.676).

    The O on this team abounds everywhere.

  58. Dustin Pedroia is like this prehistoric gigantic gnat, who refuses to leave his enemies alone.

    Try as they might, they cannot rid themselves of him.

  59. Paps now sitting on an era of 3.98.
    Thats very encouraging.

  60. Proposed:

    One of the most fearsome 2 words phrases in our language-

    BULL DYKE

  61. BLOWN REF CALL COSTS ENGLAND A GOAL!

    2 1 GERMANY AT THE 1/2.

    OGE!

  62. Did you know that a shark’s brain is the size of a bird’s?

    It uses 1 part to swim and the 2nd part to kill.

    Thats pretty much it.

  63. AT LONG LAST THE GOODSHIP SAILS PAST TAMPA BAY.

    ONLY NEW YUK STANDS BETWEEN THEM AND FIRST PLACE.

  64. LOLOLOLOL AT B J UPTONS LAZY JOG IN CF, TURNING A DOUBLE INTO A TRIPLE.

    RAYS UNFOLDING.

  65. se lo regale a mi mama y si le gusto ya que como esta enfermita pues ella decide si ponerle hielo o no al aire, y ella quedo muy satisfecha con el regalo.

    -Dr. Jose Offerman

  66. rich said on July 1, 2010

    One time I disembarked from a flight to Logan.

    I was at ther baggage counter waiting for my bags, when thru the curtains came a body.

    I dont know whose it was, though. It didnt have a name tag.

  67. rich said on July 2, 2010

    Now tek is out for at least 6 weeks.

    UNFUKINGBELIEVABLE.

  68. Dice K Sucks Ass! ty that is all

  69. rich said on July 6, 2010

    Bos-

    I was thinking the same thing yest. I dont know what ya do with him.

    Imagine him as a reliever and coming in with men on base?

    OUCH

  70. Tard said on July 6, 2010

    Tard was here bitches.

    LMB

  71. Here’s what ya do with him Richie… Give him a camera and let him take team photos!

  72. rich said on July 7, 2010

    LOLOLOL Bos!

    Another tough loss last night. Loved Romero batting 4th- behind Ortiz.

  73. rich said on July 8, 2010

    Bos-

    I watch CSI Miami a lot. Whats funny is that on occasion actors from Jericho and Invasion appear.

    That includes Russell.

    rich

  74. rich said on July 9, 2010

    SOX SWEPT!

    Now sailing back toward The Land That Time Forgot.
    They played like The River People in TB.

    Ugh.

  75. Friends-

    In my entire life, Ive never been able to explain to anyone why I find slapstick comedy to be hilarious.

  76. Uhmmm…

    I think mel gibson is done, except for maybe horror movies.

  77. The King is Dead, long live the King.

    George was good for the game.

    F the Yankees.

    LMB

    Tard was here.

  78. Agreed, Tard. May he rest in peace.

  79. History Channels ‘Ice Road Fuckers’.

  80. AS 7/31 DRAWS NIGH, ID LIKE TO SAY THIS…

    IM FUKING SIK AND TIRED OF HEARING FROM SOX PRESS LACKEYS ABOUT HOW THE RETURN OF THE INJURED IS LIKE MAKING AN ACQUISITION.

    CAN YOU TELL ME WHICH OF THE INJURED THROWS WINOUT OCTOBER BASEBALL IN THE LATE INNINGS?

    THEIR CLOSER SPORTS A MUNDANE 2.91 ERA, BUT NO ONE STARES IN AT THE CATCHER LIKE PAPELBON.

    DONT BE FOOLED. THE SOX ARE, AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN, PUPPETMASTERS AT MANIPULATING THE FLUNKY PRESS TO EXTOL THEIR VIRTUES.

    THEY WILL NEVER…EVER…WINOUT OCTOBER WITH THEIR FUKING HOMELESS PEOPLE RELIEVERS.

    AS BOS SAYS-

    TY. THAT IS ALL.

  81. IM TELLING YOU-

    IF THEY SOMEHOW MANAGE TO WADDLE INTO FALL WITH THE DINO DOO THEY HAVE IN THEIR PEN, OCTOBERS GLARE WILL EXPOSE THAT WEAKNESS FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE.

    IM SO DISGUSTED.

  82. lol.

    Theo pulls the trigger and gets the club a minor league catcher.

    Yup. Sox have a screaming need for a minor league catcher.

    BOY WONDER, MY SWEET ASS!

  83. The Ellsbury situation is starting to feel way too Nomaresque to me. Sad state of affairs and a loss to the mighty Indians… sickening

  84. Yes bos. Same here.

    Tony Maz was on the radio yest, and said ells might not be on the roster next year. He too alluded to ‘stuff’.

    Your lover.

  85. Here’s the deal, The World Champs, New York Yankees will go all the way this year…the sox and the rays are just pretenders…

    From Tampa with love babies…

  86. WHAT OGRS WHEN MIKEY STEPPED IN, TO A STANDING OVATION, AND BLASTED THE FIRST PITCH INTO THE MONSTER

    AS TITO SAID AFTERWORD, THAT ONLY HAPPENS IN BOSTON.

    Ym- im having fun watchiong the great choker arod hit his 300th.

    Or whatever the number is.

    YAWN.

  87. Dear Mikey Lowell-

    Bless you.

    You should have been dhing vs lefties all year, but Tito is a retard.

    ty. That is all.

  88. richie:I hope you enjoyed #600 yest. He still has 250 left in him. And if he goes to Big Poopie’s drug guy, make that 300…

  89. I love you, YM.

    Ande in response, what do I get?

    Your tepid defense of Afraud, not me. Every one here knows Im the one, except you.

    Please keep up.

    -Lono

  90. And ty. That is all.

  91. Our Boys…Battered from the slings and arrows of 2010, pulled off a thrilling and beautiful win in the Bronx last night.

    In their special way this year, they too are Bravehearts.

    -Ever hopeful, rich

  92. rich, everyone knows I defer only to the mighty Ricardo…
    LONO be damned!!!

    Stay thirsty my friend…

  93. the biggest joke in sports is the Tampa Rays’ complaints about their crappy warehouse of a park… when it happens to the opponent it’s all gooood…f-ing rubes…

  94. YM-

    Yes. Yes indeed.

    In his elderly years now, El Ricardo sometimes ponders but remains content of his accomplishments in places like El Salvador, El Paraguay, and El Africa.

    He sometimes glows in evenings amongst well kept and beautiful women, secure in the knowledge that that ‘stay thirsty my friend’ commercial was modelled after him.

    And for the unbelievers, its a fact that every year even sharks have a week devoted to him.

    Truly,
    El Ricardo

  95. ILL BE IN HERE FOR THE SOX YAKS GAME TODAY.

    ANY OF YOU BANDWAGGONERS WANT TO JOIN ME?

    TRY AND SHOW UP FOR ONCE IN THESE IMPORTANT GAMES, LIKE THE OLD DAYS.

    BUNCH OF SISSIES.

  96. BRAVO Ricardo… live long and prosper…

  97. rich, only goes to show what I’ve always said here, there are very few “TRUE” sox fans. 99% are nothing more than frontrunning bandwaggoners…they have a lot to learn from the loyal fans of the World Champs NY Yankees…we love our team through thick and thin…where are waldo, spot, the re-TARD and even that sweet lemondrop BO??? sad state of affairs I say…

  98. wow, EL CAPITAN has passed Lou Gehrig and the Babe in hits…hate to bring this up, but I told you so that stiff Nomar couldn’t carry The Captain’s jock…Oh wait, Nomar did pass Danny Cater…

  99. he did didn’t he???

  100. BACK OFF, MISTER!

    THESE ARE MY FRIENDS. THEY ARE PROBABLY BUSY.

  101. rich, who let that fucker back in ?

  102. YM-

    I was mostly kidding. Though I love you, I must remain ever vigilant to bandwagonning charges from those 200 miles south of here :)

    Its a chat room!

  103. I dropped in during the game, rich was “logged in” but apparently face down in the beer nuts.

  104. Hello. Im running for the third district of Mass. in the House of Reps.

    My position is we need to get out of Afghanistan now, and bring our men and women home.

    Some people say that if we do this, we will only increase the unemployment rate, so we should leave them there until 70-80% have been killed.

    I disagree, but Im not sure why.

    Can anyone tell me which way I should go on this, in order to win this election?

    I am Yoko Lono, and I approved this ad.

    -Yoko

  105. Dear Yoko-

    I cant tell you what you should do, because I understand confusion.

    You see, I just shot 2 guys to death in cold blood, and I dont know why.

    -Mark Bellhorn

  106. From Criminal MInds-

    (suspect): Ill be honest woith you. Whem I see a guy walking down the street, I want to bash him over the head.

    I think thats normal.

    TO ME, ITS WEIRD THAT OTHER PEOPLE DONT FEEL THAT WAY.

  107. SOX CLOSE ON JOHNNIE D!

    YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!

  108. MORE-

    SOX CLAIM JOHNNIE D ON WAIVERS FROM TIGERS. STOP. DAMON MUST WAIVE NO TRADE CLAUSE. STOP. DEAL IN WORKS WITH TIGERS. STOP.

  109. SOX MIGHT CLAIM MANNY, ALSO, IF HE BECOMES AVAILABLE. THATS SO TB WOULDNT GET HIM.

    DAMON IN CTR, MANNY BACK IN LEFT.

    PULL THE TRIGGER, THEO!

    BACK TO THE FUTURE!

  110. DAMON ‘NOT INCLINED’ TO RETURN TO SOX.

    (this means he wants 2 yrs)

  111. SURGING SOX NOW IN TALKS WITH NIXON (TROT).

    THIS THREATENS MANNY IN LEFT, DAMON IN CTR, AND NIXON (TROT) IN RIGHT!

    WILD CARD NOW!

  112. Hi-

    Im very excited by the sox recent pikups of manny and Mr. Damon.

    This makes them odds on (America phrase).

    Ill be there for them, …qUICKER.

    I will travel by fastest mean possinble.

    i HAVE PLENTY OF MONEY FROM NEW YORK.

    sO Not locomative…

    YOKOMOTIVE

    -YOKO

  113. Fuking Indian.

    I love Defukingtroit, my sweet ass.

    IN a few years , he will begin to wander hinderlands like Mo. Boston gone.

    You watch. He will end up on some Indian reservation in Montana, trying to negotiate food stamps with Feds who dont give a sht.

    And return to the city with a written agreement with him thats destined for their three scuumy rooms’ paper shedder.

    Midwest…northwest…it doesnt madder.

    Once you get 20-30 miles inland from either ocean, it all gets weird.

    Im so disgusted.

  114. Pass the fork, please.

  115. Tito is using the fork, be patient.

  116. why isnt bucholz pitching tonite? It would be on normal rest.

    Instead- Mice-K.

    WHAT IS TITO SMOKING?

  117. I WAS SO PROUD OF OUR FURIOUS BRAVEHEARTS, AS THEY LITERALLY STOLE 2 RUNS IN THE 9TH.

    BUT THEN….ONCE AGAIN….THE FUKING PEN.

    AND WHY DIDNT THEO PICK UP KERRY WOOD.

    WHAT A BOTCH!

  118. Tard-

    Im not sure I agree.

    After all, its still early.

    -Dr. Jose Castigliono

  119. Theo says he needs a reliever…
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

    He need at least 2, probably 3. Bard is the only decent reliever he has.

    Paps the closer sports a 4.00 era.

    Okajima is so bad you picture him in AA.

    SO NOW WHATS THE FREQUENCY?

  120. I think I just discovered the key to happiness. Or maybe one of the keys.

    The message is contained in words both compelling and concise.

    Its this:

    *Theres enougth for everyone.*

    -your servant

  121. TYPO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *Theres enough for everyone.*

    Tard was here.

    Go Rangers – F The Yanks

  122. GO TEXAS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

  123. Yes Bos…

    SERENITY NOW!

  124. Sign Jeter !

    Tard was here 11-8-2010

  125. Viva La TEA PARTY !!!!!!!!!

  126. Sox down, chat down , fan gone , chat boss gone.

    What was it all for?

    2004 was the best of times it was the worst of times.

    Would we still be gathering if not for 04?

  127. O for the good ole days.

    Cafe style cocktails in the back bay.

    Watching the MILS and Cougars prance Newburry in 5 inch heels.

    Pick em off like rats at the dump.

    On a good day a Man could bag himself a 2 fer.

    My name ?……… Slugger McGee

  128. TYPO God Dam It !!!!!!!

    MILFS

    O for the good ole days.

    Cafe style cocktails in the back bay.

    Watching the MILFS and Cougars prance Newburry in 5 inch heels.

    Pick em off like rats at the dump.

    On a good day a Man could bag himself a 2 fer.

    My name ?……… Slugger McGee

  129. Friends-

    “My story begins on March 17, 2004. I remember the date well. You see, I crashed my airplane into the roof of a 3 decker next to mine.

    I remember looking out the window for days and seeing the plane at a 45 degree angle to the roof, half of its fuselage buried into it.

    I only have 246 days to serve before I get out. They have the ‘Boating Today’ magazine here, and ads for some really cool freightors.”

    - herb from Malden

  130. “You touch my junk and I’ll have you arrested”

    If we do not draw the line here I fear that within a decade we will be submitted to anal cavity searches delivered by goverment issued and approved machines.

    There is a cost to be paid for our way of life.

    Hundreds of thousands of brave Men have died to protect our way of life.

    I’ll gamble that Abdul does not smuggle 3 ounces of exposives up his ass and sits his bad ass next to me.

    Time to throw down.

  131. Im sure Timmy will fix the chat room very soon.

    After all, its still early.

  132. Any Bitches in the house !

  133. I believe the current chat room is an improvement.

    Tard 11-22-2010

  134. LOL TARD!!!

    *Deprecated*

  135. I guess at this point all I can say is :

    Deprecated: Function split() is deprecated in /home/portlan/public_html/chat/inc/classes/db.php on line 23

  136. Would love to see Jeter playing the Wall in 2011.

    Make it so Chat Boss.

  137. Welcome to the Land of the Dying Embers.

  138. Whats king of funny is the Sox move right/ right ctr in a bit, then go out and get a lefty slugger.

  139. Site sucks, please blow it up.

  140. If one posts in a chatroom, and theres no one there to read it, did one really post?

  141. Sox drop $20M on Blanton just to help shunt Lee to the NL and to keep Mr sLee happy. Beautiful.

  142. Chucks-

    I dont see it, unless they want to flip him.

    Unbelievable- the Sox opened their top Left Hand Drawer for The Big Two, then commenced to fuk around w their biggest need going into 2011- the pen.

    Im not quite disgusted, but youre still left w a closer who sported a 4.00 era last year and not much else, except for Bard.

    So in relief you got the exciting Bard, left with an awful lot of 4.00+ monkeys.

    Sure Paps can come back, but I want a rich garces to make it 3.

    Merry Xmas.

  143. C’mon Rich, Just think of all the quality 2011 Clown Car moments we will have.

  144. Its raining clown acts!

    Jenks has declined the last three seasons, but the feeling is if the Red Sox can get him in shape and take the pressure off him in a setup role…

  145. Can anyone make any sense of this?

    In 2010, Jenks posted a career-high 4.44 ERA and had a WHIP of 1.367, also the highest of his career. But there’s statistical evidence that Jenks was often the victim of bad luck, with an abnormally high batting average of balls in play at .354. Such a high number usually suggests that pitchers were merely unfortunate, with an unusually high percentage of balls finding holes.

    Yeah- holes in the gap, outside the park, and off of outfield walls.

  146. *DiNardo, 31, spent three years with the Red Sox from 2004-06 and went 1-3 with a 5.53 ERA in 43 games as both a starter and reliever for Boston*

    Lucchino must be grinding his teeth.

  147. Recall those movie scenes of a huge tuna, mercilessly hauled up onto the boat, and then flopping around insanely.

    That will be the sox bullpen this year.

  148. Next Sox bullpen signing will be Trunk Monkey.

  149. So when players score due to Jenks’ bad luck, they will be immediately sent back to their original bases, and the at bat will be replayed.

  150. Theyre interested in Dan Wheeler 3.35 era last rear. If they land him. I think the pen will be ok. Im backpedalling a bit, thinking now they have a lot of coin flips, weighted on heads.

    -Big Baby

  151. Heres a novel idea-

    LETS GET THE CHATROOM FIXED AND HANG OUT TOGETHER THIS YEAR.

    I know some of you crankshafts lurk around in that lame Facebook.

    Pffft.

  152. Yes FIX THE ROOM!!!!! *smooches* richie

  153. Smooches bos. I wish things were like before.

  154. Room sucks…I told you there was no Portland in CT.

  155. Bo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Richie Ricardo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FIX THE ROOM!!!

  156. SPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I miss you guys!!!! FIX THE ROOM!!!!

    Me mbf and Waldo are withering away on facebook!

  157. Thats right, too.

    Come on Big Guy…

    FIX THE IGLOO!

  158. You know something Mr. P-

    Not too long ago we dropped you guys to the lower 48, so you could see what a real stove was.

    Deliver us, P! Fix the room!

    *Deprecated*, my sweet ass!

  159. *sweet ass* Oh, my!

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    THIS IS WHY PEOPLE DONT LIKE TO COME TO BOSTON TO CHAT!

    NOMAR WAS RIGHT!

  161. You would think that with the Floyd money saved, that the Great Eskimo could…FIX THE ROOM!!!

  162. FREE WALLY NOW!!!

  163. I tell you…and my beard is right and just so…

    THAT THE DEARTH OF CHAT IN HERE IS YET ANOTHER SIGN OF THE ENDTIMES.

    THE MAYANS PREDICTED THIS AS A SIGN OF THE FINALE.

    MORE EVIDENCE OF 2012!

  164. Damn Mayans…They called it maze while we KNOW its corn!

  165. I passed on our wishes to The gate keeper in Purgatory (aka Facebook) and….. no response.. rich, can you start a chat room :) lol

  166. So…Is he ashamed of what he created?!?

    This room is now Bhopal.

  167. Perhaps psf is in a Turkish Prison? Or out killing birds in Arkansas?

  168. Hey…PSF…Fixing the room or shutting it down?

  169. * playing taps *

  170. Will the last one out please turn off the lights? Thank you.

  171. I tried to but the switch doesnt work. Its broken.

  172. Those aren’t lights. It is a hole in the chat ceiling, this room has been abandoned and foreclosed on.

  173. Hey; it ain’t gone yet!

  174. Although chat is broken; I’ll have to get on that.

  175. Looking good, psf! You have the helm. I’ll go talk rich off the ledge.

  176. Hi P. Good to see you big guy.

  177. How about me?

  178. I have a new version of Flaschat I can install; but I’m looking for something with single sign on; once you log in here it passes the info there.

    I promise I’ll have something up and running soon.

  179. Just send the bill to Waldo.

  180. Waldo, Bo, MBF, Dewey, Northie, Yaddy are all on FB…they have been whining to me about fixing this thing.

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