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February 16, 2010 in Uncategorized
‘Sup, peeps! Spring training is just around the corner..but before we get into that, you need to click this link every day for the next 15 days and vote for my daughter’s car..
http://www.sponsafier.com/share/38348
Thanks in advance!
spot said on February 16, 2010
Voted…
One question…Is that a “Trunk Monkey” on the quarter panel?
Another question…Though you didn’t move to SC have you embraced NASCAR?
YANKEEMAN said on February 17, 2010
Pitchers and catchers??? reeeeaaaaally??? Oh happy day!!!
YANKEEMAN said on February 17, 2010
May the force be with the Captain…always…
rich said on February 17, 2010
The Force IS with the Captain- just ask ARod.
rich said on February 17, 2010
P-
I just voted for your daughters car.
Tell her to take great care when driving it at night, as it appears to be a living magnet for Mothman.
your buddy, rich
rich said on February 17, 2010
Im not kidding, P. I can just see him suddenly landing on its hood one night, glowering at all the decals, and trying to sort out what it means for the future.
- Ibid
rich said on February 17, 2010
Which wont work, of course. The car is otherworldly, beyond even Mothman’s comprehension.
Last stop- a knock on your door at 3am in the morning, terrifying your poor wife and inquiring thusly of you:
“Whattup wid dat?”
rich said on February 18, 2010
Friends-
goto redsox.com and watch the videos of lackey.
This guy is a 30s something schilling. a thoroughbred begging for the gate to open.
ill go on a limb and tell you right off hes their ace.
im gonna laugh my head off when he opens a 3 games in the bronx.
No chance, nyc!!!
rich said on February 18, 2010
imstill unconvinced aboutmoving legs ellsbury to left.camerona, i know i know is s a year older.
i still say leave thigs be w the racehorse ijn cf, and play the old man in lefyt.
- rich einstyein
rich said on February 19, 2010
i dont see why tiger needs to apologize to the public.
his wife, yes. the public= wtf cares.
-marge simpson
bosoxfan said on February 19, 2010
dear Richie,
I think moving Ellsbury to LF is FUKING STUPID! i don’t know why it’s not obvious???????????????? helllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wtf. I agree with your thoughts on the matter.. ty that is all
rich said on February 20, 2010
ty bos-
i just dont see how you can play a better cf than ells did last year.
and wait til cameron finds himself chasing bounding baseballs in that nuthouse 420′ triangle.
rich said on February 20, 2010
Im watching curling, for the first time. Ive never seen such insanity.
They should all be taken out back and summarily shot, without the benefit of a trial.
rich said on February 21, 2010
Fans-
I feel like when the season starts ill be one of the 5 chatters in this room.
Obviously i eat up posts….ill do whatever it takes to post. Both theo and tito feel like its a better room when im one of the 5 chatters.
So thats my goal. Its my goal every year- to do whatever it takes to post, and to eat up 200 chats per year.
I EAT POSTS.
-rich wakefield
ach said on February 21, 2010
Dice K just cut his hand on a kitchen knife, while falling out of bed onto a glass he had crushed by squeezing it at his dead friends grave, right after breaking a rib while sneezing.
ach said on February 21, 2010
I wish Dice K spoke English, can you imagine the comments he might b capable of popping off.
Tard said on February 22, 2010
I’m here Bitches
rich said on February 23, 2010
Friends-
From Tomase in todays Herald:
A pull hitter who once blasted 48 home runs in a season with the Los Angeles Dodgers, Beltre has nonetheless been cursed to play in home parks that are more than 330 feet to left field and 385 feet to the power alleys.
OMIGOSH!
CURSED 385′ POWER ALLEYS?
rich said on February 23, 2010
Can you say ’379′?
Or ‘the 420′ mark’?
CURSED 385′ POWER ALLEYS!
*Come in. Sit down. Youre fired!*
rich said on February 23, 2010
ITS THE FLOORMATS. THEYRE TOO STICKY!
IM NOT GONNA RECALL ANY OF THEM FROM AMERICA!
FUK YOU, YANKEES!
BANZAI!
- Professor Toro Tanaka
rich said on February 23, 2010
PSF-
i was just rereading these posts. Hey you know im only kidding about your kids car.
sometimes w all the banter things can get confused. no way i was trashtalking your kid.
sorry, rich
rich said on February 23, 2010
Oh fuk. Gotta run.
If Im late for soccer practice my aunt will kill me.
*outtie*
rich said on February 23, 2010
Possible correction-
I may be wrong about cursed 385′ power alleys.
Im confused on this upon further thinking because though fenway does have a 313 left, its 379 in left ctr, 420 in rt ctr, and a rough rt field once you flee away from the fowl pole.
Yet its known as a hitters park, with power alley dimensions, apart from straight left and rt pole, just as bad or worse.
oh well.
rich said on February 23, 2010
Ok Ive been rambling.
Thats because i havent had any Mercury lately, and my shrink told me she doesnt want sex anymore.
Nothings going right.
Waldo said on February 23, 2010
Ok…here we go…
I predict:
The Sox will not lose a game in 2010.
The Yanks will not win one.
rich said on February 24, 2010
This should work out swell-
Two States Legalize Guns in Bars
Two states acted last week to make it easier for armed gun owners to hang out with drunk people.
Last Tuesday, a new guns-in-bars law took effect in Tennessee after a judge in Nashville refused to issue a temporary injunction blocking its implementation. A few hours later, Arizona followed suit with a measure signed into law by the state’s governor, Jan Brewer. The Arizona Republic reported that the governor’s action “expanded the rights of gun owners by allowing those with a concealed-carry permit to take their firearms into establishments that serve alcohol.”
YANKEEMAN said on March 1, 2010
Rich, watch it with that limb, it might come down from a shot A-rod will hit this season…
YANKEEMAN said on March 1, 2010
Also, don’t worry about Cam playing CF, he’ll be hurt most of the year and Ells will still be able to play CF, and hit .230 as usual…
YANKEEMAN said on March 1, 2010
John Kruk picked the redsox to win this year…you guys are doomed!!!
YANKEEMAN said on March 1, 2010
Lackey is just a good #3 or 4 in the AL East. he won’t be the ace…
YANKEEMAN said on March 1, 2010
why did the M’s give up on Beltre if he’s so good???
rich said on March 1, 2010
Pitching and Defence, YM.
*run prevention*
rich said on March 1, 2010
Bloomberg reports Google set to buy Luxemburg.
rich said on March 2, 2010
Bloomberg now reports Walmart in a hostile bid to buy out Google. Meeting with the two parties results in a brawl in the executive dining room- 3 dead and 15 injured.
Police afraid to get involved. Obama- ‘no comment’.
spot said on March 2, 2010
So…More than 15 days have passed.
No announced winner.
Was this a Toyota car?
I believe this site is the front for something…
Perhaps something unsavory (Tip of The Cap to Johnny MaCain!)…
Perhaps not.
Perhaps it’s just ric’s socks.
By Henry Gibson
spot said on March 2, 2010
Or is it McCain?
Macane?
Macain? Wait used that one…
No…I used MaCain. D’uh.
rich said on March 3, 2010
Friends-
This is one of the greatest. Go to the site and you can hear the kid doing air traffic control.
—
AUDIO: Listen As A Kid Directs Air Traffic At JFK
By Chris Morran on March 2, 2010 11:41 PM.
We know that JFK is woefully understaffed in the air traffic control tower, but this is downright silly. The FAA has confirmed that a newly uncovered audio file is indeed that of a young child controlling air traffic over the radio to planes waiting to depart the busy NYC airport.
http://consumerist.com/2010/03/listen-as-a-kid-directs-air-traffic-at-jfk.html
spot said on March 3, 2010
ric…If was a CESSNA you and I would know what to do…
PANIC!!!!
rich said on March 3, 2010
Spo-
the kids also a comic. He told a mexican flight,”Adios, Amigos!”
rich said on March 4, 2010
Yesterday the sox laid to rest concerns about their offence.
15 runs!!!
rich said on March 4, 2010
and the phenom looked terrific!
Casey Kelly rulez!
rich said on March 4, 2010
and the next day the guy brought his daughter in…She did ATC, too!!!
yowser!
YANKEEMAN said on March 4, 2010
WOW!!! 15 runs in March!!! that’s it, give the trophy to the sox!!!
YANKEEMAN said on March 4, 2010
D-ttttttt wins championships children… oh and A-rod, Tex, THE CAPTAIN, Cano, Posada, CC, Andy, Vasq, AJ… you get my point…
YANKEEMAN said on March 4, 2010
Oh, and I forgot the main piece, the master of disaster, the best of the best, Mr. Sandman himself… Mariano is the man…
PSF said on March 4, 2010
Hey…Spot is back!
YM; not only was it 15 runs in March, it was against college kids.
Got the At Bat 2010 app for Android yesterday…gonna be SWEET!
rich said on March 4, 2010
I was kidding.
*sigh*
spot said on March 4, 2010
Back and looking for a psf.com road trip to the Sea Dogs…Looks like there will be a bumper crop of prospects to watch here in Portland…
You all come up! and Waldo…you come, errrrrr, down!
knuck said on March 4, 2010
what it do kiddies?
du said on March 13, 2010
We are experiencing technical difficulties, Please stand by. We forgot to bring a camera to the game. Thank you for your support. NESN
rich said on March 14, 2010
Ortiz now a sizzling 1 for 16.
Lowell needs to hurry bak so he can fuking dh in April.
rich said on March 16, 2010
Yet another earthquake- this time in LA.
Planet Earth is cranking it up now, as 2012 draws near.
WHY WONT OUR LEADERS TELL US THE TRUTH???
We’re doomed.
With great despair, rich
bosoxfan said on March 17, 2010
Yes We are doomed! Someone tell Al Gore that the 10 foot snow drifts outside of my apartment melted alarmingly fast over the past month.
rich said on March 17, 2010
lol Bos. he will put that in his next book.
Nothing will be done of course.
-your lover
spot said on March 17, 2010
Funny…We’ve enjoyed balmy weather this winter. Thanks to Bo for taking over my shoveling duties! I owes ya, baby!
bosoxfan said on March 17, 2010
Np spot! WOOF. Just done tell my lover Rich.
rich said on March 18, 2010
MARSHFIELD, Mass. – A horse fell into a pool Wednesday afternoon when it tried to walk on the pool’s cover.
The cover easily gave way under the animal’s weight.
(the horse is ok. Sadly, no video.)
YANKEEMAN said on March 22, 2010
Just back from Jacksonville where I watched my BIG RED Cornell team make it to the sweet16!!! It can’t get better than this!!!
YANKEEMAN said on March 22, 2010
Oh wait, it can get better than this!!! Wait ’til you guys get a load of this season’s Yankees!!!
YANKEEMAN said on March 22, 2010
But if the Big Red make it to the crazy eights, or the final four??? sorry, I just plotz for a minute there… back to baseball…
YANKEEMAN said on March 22, 2010
Go Yankees!!!!!!
rich said on March 22, 2010
This is sensational. No one got hurt.
THIS COULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED. HOW COULD THE TRUCK DRIVER FAIL TO NOTICE?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/7472150/Truck-driver-caught-on-film-with-car-stuck-to-bumper-at-60mph.html?utm_source=tmg&utm_medium=TD_car&utm_campaign=video1903am
rich said on March 22, 2010
5 YEAR OLD CHILD SKYDIVES!!!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/7473997/Five-year-old-child-skydives.html
rich said on March 24, 2010
Buy Your Next Rifle Sight From ToysRus
By Chris Morran on March 23, 2010 1:53 PM
A reader named Braden wrote into Consumerist to show us that, in addition to all sorts of toys and games available on the ToysRus website, you can also pick up a Sightmark Accudot 243 Laser Boresight for your rifle.
rich said on March 24, 2010
(Bloomberg) Bloomberg reports that Wal-Mart has just cut its rating on Portugal from buy to hold.
More to follow.
rich said on March 25, 2010
Hi-
Look, weve all seen videos of earth taken from outer space. But heres my question-
Shouldnt the earth be spinning?
That is all.
rich said on March 25, 2010
School condemned after pupils left in tears by mock shooting
Schoolchildren were left in tears after seeing one of their teachers shot down by a crazed gunman in the playground in a role-playing stunt organised by staff.
The youngsters, aged between 10 and 13, thought they were taking part in a fire drill when an alarm bell rang and they were ushered out into the playground.
But they were left in terror as a man appeared brandishing a gun and appeared to shoot dead Mr Kent, their science teacher, as he ran across a field.
rich said on March 25, 2010
Brethern-
Dont look now, but j reddick is mashing.
.400 avg, 7 doubles in 40 at bats
Hes 23yo. He could end up in right field, if he can defend it.
-herb from Malden
rich said on March 27, 2010
Trite observations-
If Drew (.159) falters, herida and j reddick (both mashing .400) could be the answer.
If ortiz falters the 2 above of lowell could be the answer at 1b.
Bucholz has been inconsistent.
-your servant
rich said on March 27, 2010
the answer at dh, i mean.
Waldo said on March 28, 2010
Holy shit….opening day is a week away.
spot said on March 29, 2010
CHA CHA CHA CHERRY BOMB!!!
I’m still in love with the Runaways.
bosoxfan said on March 29, 2010
WVU baby! Go Mountaineers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rich said on March 30, 2010
Hockie coach goes off
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/7241729/18870146
rich said on March 31, 2010
school play- Scarface
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/7539039/Scarface-The-School-Play-becomes-a-YouTube-hit.html
WHAT ARE THESE TEACHERS SMOKING???
rich said on March 31, 2010
Oh. Hollywood did it.
Still…
benj said on March 31, 2010
Why is Rich reading British newspapers? Here’s one he’s missed:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/netherlands/7540030/Online-sex-shop-a-hit-with-Muslims.html
I’m worried about the BP and the O-Fence. Apart from that, it’ll be a huge season, no doubt. See you all on Sunday.
rich said on April 1, 2010
lol at Benj’s site.
yes ill be here Sunday also. Can hardly wait.
Im still wondering this- How many plays will beltre make that lowell cant? will they be enough to offset the difference in batting?
I still dont quite see it.
rich said on April 1, 2010
Ells obp at .298.
Me worried.
rich said on April 4, 2010
Lets get it over with-
dh lowell for lefties. start tonite