Comments on: I’m alive..honest!

By: YANKEEMAN

YANKEEMAN — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 11:42:06 +0000

nice, when life gives Bo’ lemons, she makes lemonade…( * ) ( * )

By: bosoxfan

bosoxfan — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 03:12:06 +0000

I would say .. “can you move that 6th finger towards the middle?”

By: rich

rich — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:23:05 +0000

Ladies-

Attention females- I have a question…

What would you do if you were having sex 1 night…the man on top like it used to be…his hands on your back…him slamming away…

AND YOU SUDDENLY REALIZED HE HAD 6 FINGERS ON EACH HAND.

Could you continue? Would you scream? Begin praying the Rosary?

You make the call!

By: du

du — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 13:50:04 +0000

After watching the last 2 games, you can have my pupils.

By: rich

rich — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 17:27:45 +0000

Hi-

Over the years many of you have asked me why i dont like to meet in real life. Well now i will tell you-
I have no pupils. Thats right- no pupils. Ive found that people find this very disconcerting, and i might admit to a little embarassment myself.

In a non-related madder, it seems that chat attendance is way down from last year. After some thought, ive concluded that many have grown tired of conversing via keyboard and a chat room.

So im here to suggest that from now on we chat via conference calls on the telephone.

Comments? Anyone?

- Big Baby

By: rich

rich — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:49:39 +0000

dc-
In one of an infinite number of universi, you were.

-Big Baby

By: dcmissile

dcmissile — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:07:49 +0000

Best wishes to you all as we prepare to celebrate a stirring declaration 233 years ago. And deepest thanks to all who sacrificed to achieve and maintain our independence — especially, in my family, an 84 yr old uncle who successfully lied his way into the US Navy as a 16-yr old in early 1942. So many from that generation, including my dad, are now gone, and we miss them.

So we don’t miss you, please don’t drink and drive. I was nearly taken out by Tuesday night/Wednesday afternoon, but that’s another story.

By: rich

rich — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:13:33 +0000

From the Dept of Revolunnies :

Arizona approves bill allowing guns in bars
Critics of the measure say guns and alcohol are dangerous combination.

updated 11:43 a.m. ET, Wed., July 1, 2009
PHOENIX – The Arizona Senate has given final approval to a bill that would allow people with concealed weapons permits to carry a gun into a business that serves alcohol.

By: rich

rich — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:33:12 +0000

Friends-

Heres a thing which is surprisingly terrifying-

To be forced to sleep 1 night in a room full of chinese dolls. There would only be the faintest of light, so as to maniacally illuminate their faces.

For full effect, several funhouse mirrors would adorn the walls.

-Big

By: Tard

Tard — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:41:19 +0000

O Sister.
.
A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
He asks the first nun, ”Sister Karen, have you ever had any contact with a penis?”
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The nun giggles and slyly replies, ”Well once I touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.”
.
St. Peter says, ”OK, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gate.”
.
St. Peter asks the next nun the same question, ”Sister Elizabeth have you ever had any contact with a penis?”
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The nun is a little reluctant but replies ”Well once I fondled and stroked one.”
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St. Peter says ”OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate.”

All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of nuns, one nun is pushing her way to the front of the line.
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When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says ”Sister, Sister what seems to be the rush?!
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”The nun replies, ”If I’m going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to go before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”