Welcome to the real schedule, Toronto

Gotta love home cookin’. The red-hot Blue Jays ran into the buzz saw that is the Red Sox at Fenway, and limp out only up 1/2 game. Sox pitching pretty good all the way around, and the hitters benefit from the fact that they didn’t face Halladay.

Jason Bay sure is making himself a ton of money for his next contract, eh?

I’m happy for Ortiz that he finally jacked one; but forgive me if I don’t declare him ‘back’ just yet.

Meanwhile, in the new launching pad in the Bronx, the Yanks remain red hot. Can they keep it up against good teams? We’ll see.

25 thoughts on “Welcome to the real schedule, Toronto”

  1. Sox are .500 for the month of may. Yuks have been hot. this keeps up and were gonna be 5 out by the fourth.

    Its becoming sadly but increasingly clear that the ortiz problem needs to be addressed.

    Id wait a while more…but not that a while…

    -Big Baby

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  2. ‘The Yankees lost the first five games they have played so far against their rivals as the teams prepare to meet for a three-game series tonight at Fenway Park.

    “We know those five games definitely did not go the way we would like,” said Johnny Damon, who has seen this rivalry from both sides. “It’s time to win some games against them.” ‘

    What an Indian.

    -Big Baby

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  3. F Johnny, lying bastard. You can never, ever “Go Home” Bitch.

    “I made contact with them and told [Boston manager Terry Francona] they really need to get going because if not, I’m going to be another team,” Damon said. “Unfortunately, Boston had their plans. I’m not sure if they knew I meant it but now I’m a Yankee and hopefully they can go off and get the other center fielders they’ve been courting for the past month or so.”

    Apparently, Damon’s goals changed over the past eight months, as he told MLB.com in early May that money would not be the determining factor in his decision.

    “There’s no way I can go play for the Yankees, but I know they’re going to come after me hard,” he said on May 3. “It’s definitely not the most important thing to go out there for the top dollar, which the Yankees are going to offer me. It’s not what I need.”

  4. It bears repeating.
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    “There’s no way I can go play for the Yankees, but I know they’re going to come after me hard,” he said on May 3. “It’s definitely not the most important thing to go out there for the top dollar, which the Yankees are going to offer me. It’s not what I need.”
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    Tard.

  5. (Bloomberg News)

    DRE 700 WINS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

    A voting machine in Zambia S. Africa has elected itself as that nations next president. When asked how it felt to be the first dre 700 to win a national election, the machine responded, “010111 00 110101″.

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  6. Rich, I respectfully disagree.
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    They are not us….and as long as those who remember 67 draw a breathe …….we will never become them.
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    They are but common mercenaries, simple whores who are lacking in character. (Apologies to whores).
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    We fight the good fight and will never take a knee.
    .
    Tard 06-10-2009

  7. lol at Tard dating his post…

    Actually i meant that in the sense that we now play them with aplomb, success, and no fear; while they routinely blow leads, lose tight games, and commit little league errors in the field.

    Your friend, rich

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  8. The Little Leaguer shot in the head by a stray bullet during a game in BROOKLYN vowed to take the field again as he miraculously walked out of Brookdale hospital yesterday.

    Doctors are calling Kelly’s recovery a “miracle.” “I am going to practice. I told my mom I am going to go downstairs and throw the ball against the wall and catch it for 30 minutes every day and exercise my muscles,” Davonte Kelly boasted a crowd of well wishers.

    “I’m feeling fine. No headaches or anything.”

    ————–

    LOLOLOL! ONLY IN NYC- STRAY BULLETS NEARLY CRIPPLING LITTLE LEAGUERS!!!

    STRAY BULLETS!!!

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  9. The Yankees send Sabathia to the mound tonight hoping to salvage something out of another nightmarish visit to New England’s living room.

    “We have played very good against the rest of the league but not against our rival,” Damon said. “We would like to win one soon.”

    *We would like to win one soon*

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  10. Brothers-

    You know ive been surfing around on youtube, looking for 60s rock concerts.

    I found some great stuff including a simon and garfunkle concert in central Park.
    It was pretty good.

    But what occurred to me is thats a lot of nycers in the same place, at the same time.

    Im not sure if they want that.

    It would be too easy.

    – Big Baby

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  11. Five fuking o’cock in the morning and Im fuking wide awake and at the fuking puter.

    Staring at the ame old mindless text and graphics which fuking took over my fuking life in the 90s.

    I swear my last official act in this life will be to purchase a handgun, and put a fuking slug into the Intel chip on the Motherboard.

    Smack directly into the CPU itself.

    – Grumple Stillskin

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