A new twist on an old joke


Thank you for your interest in becoming a member of the Boston Red Sox
Fan Club. Due to an unprecedented volume of requests, we are currently
processing only fan conversion registrations for New York Yankee fans.
Conversion requests from other teams will be accepted once all Yankee
requests are processed. We expect this to take a number of weeks based
on the current backlog of requests.

Please take a few moments to fill out the conversion form below to help
us get to know you better and prescribe any required counseling to
recover from your previous fan experience.

Name: _______________________________


Who's Your Daddy: ____________________

1. Please select your favorite recent Yankee new player acquisition:
[ } "Flush" Gordan

[ ] "A-Bomb" Rodriquez

[ ] "Grand Slam" Vazquez

[ ] Kevin "Charlie" Brown

2. Which of the following would you most like to see as the most played YES Network film clip in 2005:
[ ] Rivera's blown save in Game 4

[ ] The Red Sox championship celebration on the pitcher's mound in Yankee stadium

[ ] Rivera's blown save in Game 5

[ ] The Red Sox spraying celebratory champagne on their fans in Yankee Monument Park

[ ] Vasquez's grand slam home run pitch to Johnny Damon in Game 7

[ ] The Red Sox celebrating in their Yankee Stadium locker room

[ ] Vaquez's second home run pitch to Johnny Damon in Game 7

[ ] David Ortiz being awarded the MVP trophy at Yankees Stadium

[ ] Mark Bellhorn's winning home run in Game 6

[ ] A-Rod crying in the Yankees dugout after game 7

3. Please indicate the last book you read:
[ ] How to lose the ALCS in four easy lessons

[ ] The Suicide Hotline – It's not just for Cubs' fans anymore

[ ] The Heimlich Maneuver — What to do when choking

4. Which recent Yankees personnel move did you enjoy most:
[ ] Seeing future Hall-of-Famer Roger Clemens in an Astos' uniform

[ ] Seeing David Wells in a Padres' uniform

[ ] Seeing Tino Martinez in a Devil Rays uniform

[ ] Seeing Alphono Soriano in a Rangers's uniform

[ ] Seeing Manny Ramirez remain in a Red Sox uniform

5. Which following designation best describes Derek Jeter's effort in the ALCS:
[ ] Captain October

[ ] Captain Underpants

[ ] Captain & Tenille



6. Math: The Red Sox and the Yankees played 26 times in 2005. How many more games did the Red Sox win than the Yankees? (hint: the number is the same as the number in a four game sweep)

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